Juliana Simms is looking for a whipping boy. You game to get maimed? We'd rather just play motorboat with Juliana than get a beat-down. If Juliana actually decided to become a fetish mistress, she'd probably be too nice and nurturing to crack your back on a rack. SCORELAND: Juliana: Are you a morning person or a night person? Juliana: I am a night person. SCORELAND: Are you an outdoor or an indoor person? Juliana: Outdoors when the weather is beautiful. SCORELAND: What is something about you that surprises people the most when you tell them? Juliana: I have two higher education degrees and my specialty is electrical science. SCORELAND: What makes you laugh? Juliana: Looking at funny dogs. SCORELAND: What's the funniest comment you've ever heard? Juliana: That I have big eyes. SCORELAND: Indeed you do. .