Boobs are like beer. Few like them flat.

Princess Pumpkins is perfectly happy doing her webcam thing and attending cosplay expos. It would be a bar owner's dream to have Princess as a busty bartender. She'd get the crowd boob-drunk all night.

SCORELAND: Have you always had a hairy pussy?

Princess: At first, I just had top bush. I didn't want to go through the itchy phase, and I didn't want to have to scratch my cunt while the hair was growing back.

SCORELAND: I love that word, cunt.

Princess: So do I. It's my favorite word. It can be used as an insult, in a good way, it's dirty, it's nasty. You can say, "She's a cunt" or "I'd love to suck on her cunt" or "She has such a pretty cunt." It works so many ways.

SCORELAND: I would imagine that it's hard for you to look down and shave. Your tits must get in the way.

Princess: Well, I kind of have to be on my back and looking down between my boobs if I'm shaving. It's not easy, so I don't do it too often.

SCORELAND: You might as well keep it as it is, right?

Princess: Guys like it. And for a while, I was dying my bush because I had dyed hair for a while. The carpet matched the drapes, but then I let it grow out and become fully natural. Guys just absolutely love it. I have these huge, fake boobs, I'm very petite, I'm young and I take off my panties, and, bam, '80s bush! It's a good combination. The only time I trim it a little bit is if I'm going to be wearing short shorts in a public place. I have to stay at least somewhat appropriate. I can't walk around families with my bush hanging out.

SCORELAND: What is the most important thing guys should learn about webcam girls or models in general?

Princess: I can't speak for the others but for me it's that I'm just as horny as you dream I am. I love to chat but I love to cum even more!

SCORELAND: What movie or book character are you most similar to?

Princess: The House Bunny. It's not much of a stretch but my personality matches my looks.

SCORELAND: What would surprise us about you?

Princess: I'm a great cook! And yes, often wearing nothing more than the apron, boys.

SCORELAND: Have you ever busted a strap in public?

Princess: Absolutely. These things are gigantic! With tits like these, a strap breaking isn't an if, it's a when.

SCORELAND: What is the sexiest outfit you've ever worn in public on an ordinary day?

Princess: It wasn't sexy on purpose but once I had a white top on with a white bra on a day without a cloud in the sky...until it started to rain like crazy. That outfit got very sexy, very fast.

SCORELAND: What do you wish you had more time for?

Princess: I wish I had more time for my art. Maybe I should doing nude coloring on cam. Thoughts?

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